Princess Anne, the royal family’s badass, is absolutely furious. When Princess Anne gets angry, it’s not just a petty argument, it’s like watching Hulk with a tiara. Why is she so upset? Well, it turns out that your favorite former royals, Harry and Meghan, managed to insult the late Queen Elizabeth one last time. And this time, they went too far.
We all know Harry and Meghan have been messing with royal protocol ever since they decided to give up their duties faster than Harry lost his hair. But this latest move? It’s like they’re trying to win a gold medal in the Olympics of disrespect. Let’s break it down.
Harry and Meghan, in their infinite wisdom, decided to name their daughter Lilibet. For those of you who have been living under the radar, Lilibet was Queen Elizabeth’s childhood nickname. It was a special name, a personal name used only by her closest family members. It was the name Prince Philip used to call her, for goodness sake. But Harry and Meghan, in their never-ending quest for attention, decided to name their daughter Lilibet faster than you can say PR stunt.
And then, if that wasn’t enough, they had the audacity to claim they had the Queen’s blessing to use the name. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. According to Robert Hardman’s book Charles III: New King, New Court: The Inside Story , the Queen was “angrier than I’ve ever seen her” when the Sussexes announced they had her blessing to use the name. Can you imagine? This is the same woman who lived through World War II, who’s seen prime ministers come and go, who’s been through more family scandals than a soap opera — and Harry and Meghan managed to make her angrier than she’s ever been. That’s not just crossing a line, it’s leaping across it and pretending she never existed.
But wait, it gets even better. When the BBC reported that the Queen hadn’t been asked about the name, Harry and Meghan threatened to sue. That’s right, they were willing to sue over a name they weren’t allowed to use in the first place. That’s like stealing someone’s car and threatening to sue them because they were told they didn’t ask permission.
And here’s the rub: They still haven’t proven that these kids exist. Has anyone actually seen Archie or Lilibet? For all we know, they could be elaborate holograms or lifelike dolls. It’s like Harry and Meghan are hosting some kind of bizarre royal version of The Truman Show.
But back to Princess Anne, because she’s the real MVP of this story, folks. This woman, who’s been serving the crown longer than Harry’s been alive, who’s had some brutal accidents, and who just got out of the hospital, is ready to teach the Sussexes a lesson they’ll never forget. And honestly, it’s about time someone did it.
I get it: Harry and Meghan wanted to break free from the constraints of royal life. They wanted privacy, they wanted to make their own way in the world. But there’s a way to do that without constantly spitting in the face of the family that gave you everything. Using the Queen’s personal nickname for your child without her permission and then lying about having her blessing? That’s not only disrespectful, it’s cruel.
And let’s not forget that this is the same couple who sat down with Oprah and accused the royal family of racism. The same couple who complain about their struggles while living in a multi-million dollar mansion in California. Exhausting, right?
But here’s what really bothers me. The Queen, God bless her, was known for her dignity, her grace, her unwavering commitment to duty. She weathered storms that would have sunk lesser monarchs, and she did it with a stiff upper lip and a perfectly coordinated outfit. And how do Harry and Meghan honor her for a lifetime of service? By using a personal nickname for their child, lying about having her blessing, and then threatening legal action when challenged. That’s not just disrespectful, guys, it’s a slap in the face to everything the Queen stood for.
It’s no wonder Princess Anne is furious. She has watched her mother devote her entire life to serving the crown, and her grandson and his wife treat that inheritance as if it were a prop on their own reality TV show. It’s like they’re trying to have their cake and eat it too. They want all the perks that come with their connection to the monarchy without any of the responsibilities or respect that should come with it.
